Living Room Decorator Mugs

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Use your imagination.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"You're welcome."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Too bright."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Books / Coffee table books