Living Room Decorator Prints

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Use your imagination.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"You're welcome."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Too bright."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.