Living Room Decor Prints

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Home depot."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'She'll never look for me here.'

Bathroom Fairy

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Hell No Kitty

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'This is my natural habitat.'

Pollock Painting Company

"In da house"

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

Grandfather Clock

'We live in a designer trainer.'