Living Room Loungers Prints

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'The set has to go into the shop for a shop for a few days. We're going with it.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Baby it's cold outside.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Champagne and Oysters

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

Rest distracted by moles.

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

Mountain Escalator

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

'I think we're on different career paths.'

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

Hockney by the Pool

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

Happy National Pride Month

"You claim you walk 20 feet, 10 times a day. I'm guessing that's the distance from your TV to the refrigerator."

Building a house.