Home Lounger Prints

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

Sunbathing in the park

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Relaxing on a sofa

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"How?"

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

Gone to seed.

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

Champagne and Oysters

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Cat Jealous of Woman Having a Lazy Day.

Rest distracted by moles.

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."