Home Lounger Mugs

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

Sunbathing in the park

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Relaxing on a sofa

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"How?"

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

Gone to seed.

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Champagne and Oysters

Cat Jealous of Woman Having a Lazy Day.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Custer's last tan.

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.