Living Room Loungers Mugs

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'The set has to go into the shop for a shop for a few days. We're going with it.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Baby it's cold outside.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

Champagne and Oysters

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Rest distracted by moles.

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

Mountain Escalator

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

Hockney by the Pool

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

'I think we're on different career paths.'

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

Building a house.

Happy National Pride Month

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

"You claim you walk 20 feet, 10 times a day. I'm guessing that's the distance from your TV to the refrigerator."

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."