Leg Room Lounger Mugs

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'...and talk about lazy!'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Sick person curled up at home

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Gone to seed.

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

Flexible working

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

Champagne and Oysters

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Rest distracted by moles.

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

'Well played, sir.'

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"