Leg Room Lounger Gifts

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'...and talk about lazy!'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Sick person curled up at home

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

Gone to seed.

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

Champagne and Oysters

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

'Well played, sir.'

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Rest distracted by moles.