Backyard Lounger Prints

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.

Members of the flat earth society would holiday...but never too far from home.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'She'll never look for me here.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Sunbathing in the park

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"How?"

Sick person curled up at home

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

Gone to seed.

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"Take us to your feeder."

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Cat Jealous of Woman Having a Lazy Day.

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

Rest distracted by moles.

'Well played, sir.'