Living Room Decor Gifts

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Home depot."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Bathroom Fairy

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

'This is my natural habitat.'

"In da house"

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Grandfather Clock

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Santa Elevator