Lighting Design Mugs

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Light Switch

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

'And in conclusion, perhaps a change of business model is in order.'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Before and After Thomas Edison

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

David Hockney

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Candle Moment

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

Christmas Dwarves

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

"I can't wait to put them on."

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

Illuminating agricultural production

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

'Environmentalist!'

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

Son et lumiere - "Just checking..."

Illuminated Manuscript.