Home Lighting Pillows

Laga Lamp.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

Children's artwork exhibition.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Home depot."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Use your imagination.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'There's nothing on.'

'He does lack social skills.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'