Outdoor Decorations Mugs

See Gnome Evil, Hear Gnome Evil, Speak Gnome Evil.

"My son ran away to join the Terracotta Army."

"Hmm, funny, I smell carrots…"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Painting clouds

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Garden variety allergies."

Filming Christmas

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Mice playing double bass

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Beer Garden Kit

The Big Tree

Windchimes

"We need to talk."

North Pole.

"She's had a lot of work done."

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Sparklers

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

Hedge Car

Child on Christmas Eve

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."