Outdoor Decorations Mugs

See Gnome Evil, Hear Gnome Evil, Speak Gnome Evil.

"My son ran away to join the Terracotta Army."

"Hmm, funny, I smell carrots…"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Painting clouds

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Garden variety allergies."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Filming Christmas

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

Mice playing double bass

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

The Big Tree

Beer Garden Kit

"We need to talk."

Windchimes

North Pole.

"She's had a lot of work done."

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

Hedge Car

Sparklers

Child on Christmas Eve

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."