Outdoor Decoration Gifts

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Woman Rings Birdhouse Doorbell.

Gordon suspected the garden gnome didn't like him.

'Well, Alfred Hitchcock, any more great ideas like the bird feeder for livening up the yard?'

"I love your novelty lawn sprinkler."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Painting clouds

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Garden variety allergies."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Beer Garden Kit

Windchimes

"She's had a lot of work done."

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Artist paints an artist.

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

Hedge Car

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'This is the workbench I bought Derek last year to make our picnic table.'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

Time Table

Landscape artist

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"I like your garden humans"

'We thought gnomes would be a little common'.