Outdoor Decorating Gifts

"She's had a lot of work done."

'I told you you underpaid the gardener who planted these bulbs.'

Hedge Car

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Painting clouds

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Garden variety allergies."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Windchimes

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Beer Garden Kit

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Artist paints an artist.

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Landscape artist

Time Table

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

"I like your garden humans"

'We thought gnomes would be a little common'.

See Gnome Evil, Hear Gnome Evil, Speak Gnome Evil.

"I love your novelty lawn sprinkler."

Early Signs of Spring - Your neighbor's wreath is turning a brighter yellow.