Outdoor Decor Gifts

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

'We thought gnomes would be a little common'.

Windchimes

"Garden variety allergies."

"Do forgive me, I'm good with faces but I have a terrible memory for gnomes."

"The other lawn ornaments have asked me to tell you to get off the grass."

Time Table

Gastro Gnomes

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Fierce neighbourhood competition

Gnome urinating onto sad gnome with umbrella.

Tacky lawn ornament hunting. (It's a HUGE sport here in the United States!)

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

'That gnome with have to go, Edith!'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

Beer Garden Kit

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

"She's had a lot of work done."

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

Hedge Car

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'This is the workbench I bought Derek last year to make our picnic table.'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'