Outdoor Furniture Gifts

'This is the workbench I bought Derek last year to make our picnic table.'

Glastonbury. After.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

How about going easy on the carbs

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Garden variety allergies."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"Not to mention the park view."

Beginning Yarder.

Problem Solving

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."