Outdoor Seating Gifts

"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Sunbathing in the park

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Martini is invented.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Prosecco Peacock

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

The Camp, Pt. 1

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'Best to keep downwind.'

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'New Barbeque.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."