Seating Gifts

'Do you mind? You're double parked.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"I AM at my usual position."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Christmas Pets

Beer Order

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Football drummer

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."