Seating Gifts

'Do you mind? You're double parked.'

"Because I'm the king and I like it better than the old one, that's why."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"I AM at my usual position."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Christmas Pets

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Beer Order

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.