Seating Design Gifts

'Now we know why they call this the SNUG!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

The water desk

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

David Hockney

Swing without a tree

"That must be the new 'sit-work' desk."

Naked Furniture

The Eclectic Chair

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

Knight Light.

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

"Is this desk too businessy?"

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'I decided the world wasn't ready for the wheel, so I invented the desk.'

'If you're not busy....any chance of a coffee ?'

Gracie jumps in a winter wonderland that is just a backdrop.

"Minimalist furniture designers. Continually striving for less."