Seating Connoisseur Gifts

"This seat taken?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Bookworm Sleepover

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Goal!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Binge Watch

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Second aid

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"I see a couch."

Moliere

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

Staycation Photos