Toilet Seat Connoisseur Gifts

Women's research center for male behavior.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

I break for toilet paper

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

Skier.

WC problem.

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

How men shop for towels.

"You're so vein."

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

The Stinker

Which one of these things is the soap?

'Now I understand the trickle-down theory!'

'Can you hurry up! There are others who wish to use the toilet!'

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

'Without government help we can forget about the extra large directors' chairs.'

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

'He wants to look slightly mysterious and menacing.'

Towels - His / Hers (Colour)

'So how are we doing my soak-master of the tub?'

"A Therapist didn't save my marriage. A plumber and a second bathroom saved my marriage!"

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

'But, Mr. Gordon, the company didn't buy this chair. I brought it from home.'

"Come on, you can get up. Just think about that nice soft swivel chair down at the office."

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

Toilet paper rush

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

Opposites Attract.

"Fred, here's a catalog of bathroom fixtures. You're on page 5."