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"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

New York Scatological Society

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

WC problem.

Toilet humour

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

Mummy Toilet Roll.

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Frog Flycatcher.

"So tell me about your last poop."

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."