Toilet Etiquette Aficionado Gifts

'I used four tubes of ultra-super-glue on the seat. Now let's see you leave it up.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

New York Scatological Society

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

Toilet humour

WC problem.

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"So tell me about your last poop."

Frog Flycatcher.

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

'Sheriff Warren instantly recognized the lone stranger, it was the infamous....Billy The Kidney.'