Toilet Etiquette Fans Gifts

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Crisis'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Richard the Turd

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Hydration

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

"I told you it was a universal truth."

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"You must see someone about your problem."

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

Off Leash Dog Park

Toilet roll beauty tips.

A cat and a dog are embarrassed to find themselves on an elevator together.

"Uh, I was drinking that."

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

'When I pled 'Not Guilty,' I forgot to say 'May I?''

Bug Bungy Jumping.