Toilet Etiquette Fans Gifts

"So flushing the Man United scarf was OK, but does this French baguette count as 'foreign'?"

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Crisis'

Richard the Turd

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

Hydration

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"You must see someone about your problem."

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

Mummy Toilet Roll.

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

Off Leash Dog Park

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

Toilet roll beauty tips.

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"Uh, I was drinking that."

A cat and a dog are embarrassed to find themselves on an elevator together.

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

Clown Toilet Break

'Sheriff Warren instantly recognized the lone stranger, it was the infamous....Billy The Kidney.'