Toilet Aficionado Gifts

'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Crisis'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

New York Scatological Society

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

Toilet humour

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

WC problem.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Frog Flycatcher.