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'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'Crisis'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Lavatory Waterfall

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

New York Scatological Society

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

WC problem.

Toilet humour

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Mummy Toilet Roll.

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"So tell me about your last poop."

Frog Flycatcher.