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Restroom Maze

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

New Power Shower!

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Washing Face

Loofah Lady

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

WC problem.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Man in Bath

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"Uh, I was drinking that."

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

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Pharaoh on the toilet.

"Let's skip the taxi-ing and land right at the gate. I really have to use the bathroom."

'Your bath's ready, dear. You may want to run some cold water before you get in'.

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

The Stinker

'You should have thought of that before we abducted you.'