Bathroom Aficionado Prints

Restroom Maze

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

New Power Shower!

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Washing Face

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Loofah Lady

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

WC problem.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Man in Bath

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

'No wonder you're backed up.The box says 'ear', not 'rear!'

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Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

Pharaoh on the toilet.

'Your bath's ready, dear. You may want to run some cold water before you get in'.

"Let's skip the taxi-ing and land right at the gate. I really have to use the bathroom."

'Well you should have gone before we left!'

The Stinker