Bathroom Enthusiast Prints

The Tragedy of Prosperity

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"Obviously, the toilet paper should go over the roll."

Attempted First Degree Edgar

Island With A Female Bathroom

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Bath with Pair of Stilts

'Ralph! You're spending WAY too much time in the rest room.'

'Sorry dear, can you remind me again, which one's the lavatory?'

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Staff pick

"Fred, here's a catalog of bathroom fixtures. You're on page 5."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

WC problem.

Man in Bath

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

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Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

Which one of these things is the soap?

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"