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Ski Toilets

"I need to tinkle."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

WC problem.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

Man in Bath

"You must see someone about your problem."

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

Caveman bathroom

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Knight using the men's bathroom.

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"