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God's bathroom.

Bubble & Squeak.

Guest Beers/Guest Urinal

Bathtime with a shark.

'Wording the purpose of the secondary offering may prove a little tricky, since you blew the IPO money decorating a restroom.'

Man in a bath scrubbing the bath instead of his back.

STILL LIVES - Toilet Paper: 'I'm absolutely fed-up with being ripped-off all the time!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"The blow drier is broken."

Batman tissue dispenser.

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

WC problem.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Twenty Blades Razor

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Man in Bath

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

Junior's Towel

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

"Dang it."

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

Prehistoric Graffito

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"