Bathroom Decor Enthusiast Pillows

God's bathroom.

Bubble & Squeak.

Guest Beers/Guest Urinal

Bathtime with a shark.

'Wording the purpose of the secondary offering may prove a little tricky, since you blew the IPO money decorating a restroom.'

Man in a bath scrubbing the bath instead of his back.

STILL LIVES - Toilet Paper: 'I'm absolutely fed-up with being ripped-off all the time!'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"The blow drier is broken."

Batman tissue dispenser.

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

WC problem.

Twenty Blades Razor

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Man in Bath

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Junior's Towel

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

"Dang it."

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

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Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.