Bathroom Enthusiasts Pillows

'It has three bathrooms and not one set of scales.'

"Frank's trying to outreach to people who only come to the library to use the washroom!"

Wait, what? This rug is made to go around what?

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Duck in a bathtub

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

WC problem.

Man in Bath

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

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"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

Which one of these things is the soap?

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

Phone on TV ringing.

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'