Bathroom Enthusiasts Pillows

'It has three bathrooms and not one set of scales.'

"Frank's trying to outreach to people who only come to the library to use the washroom!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

WC problem.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Duck in a bathtub

Man in Bath

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

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"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Which one of these things is the soap?

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

Phone on TV ringing.

Guest Beers/Guest Urinal

'Wording the purpose of the secondary offering may prove a little tricky, since you blew the IPO money decorating a restroom.'

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

STILL LIVES - Toilet Paper: 'I'm absolutely fed-up with being ripped-off all the time!'