Bathroom Aficionados Pillows

Luxury Lavatories - The Home of Qualitative Easing

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

WC problem.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Man in Bath

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

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"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

Which one of these things is the soap?

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

People in the shower

Phone on TV ringing.

'Wording the purpose of the secondary offering may prove a little tricky, since you blew the IPO money decorating a restroom.'

STILL LIVES - Toilet Paper: 'I'm absolutely fed-up with being ripped-off all the time!'

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

Guest Beers/Guest Urinal