Bathroom Decor Enthusiasts Pillows

His and Hers

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"The blow drier is broken."

Batman tissue dispenser.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

Twenty Blades Razor

WC problem.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Junior's Towel

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

"Dang it."

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

Prehistoric Graffito

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Which one of these things is the soap?

Towels: His and Hers (when he dies)

"Ghah, I forgot to add the cold water."

A man has wind turbines in his bath

Men/Women/Santa.

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

Guest Beers/Guest Urinal

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

STILL LIVES - Toilet Paper: 'I'm absolutely fed-up with being ripped-off all the time!'

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

'Telephone solicitor.'