Bathroom Decor Enthusiasts Gifts

His and Hers

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"The blow drier is broken."

Batman tissue dispenser.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Twenty Blades Razor

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

WC problem.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Junior's Towel

"Dang it."

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Prehistoric Graffito

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

Which one of these things is the soap?

"Ghah, I forgot to add the cold water."

Towels: His and Hers (when he dies)

A man has wind turbines in his bath

Men/Women/Santa.

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

STILL LIVES - Toilet Paper: 'I'm absolutely fed-up with being ripped-off all the time!'

Clipping the toenails on the feet of the bath.

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

Guest Beers/Guest Urinal

'Telephone solicitor.'

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'