Bathroom Decor Lover Gifts

Men/Women/Santa.

HisHersMilkman's Towels.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Shampoo.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Batman tissue dispenser.

"The blow drier is broken."

'Not now, Aladdin...'

Twenty Blades Razor

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

Sudoku toilet paper

Junior's Towel

"Dang it."

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

"Sorry about declaring, Syd, but I needed to pee."

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

Prehistoric Graffito

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

'Time out!'

'Why didn't you lot go before you got in?'