Bathroom Decor Lover Pillows

Men/Women/Santa.

HisHersMilkman's Towels.

Shampoo.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"The blow drier is broken."

Batman tissue dispenser.

Twenty Blades Razor

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'Not now, Aladdin...'

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Sudoku toilet paper

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

Junior's Towel

"Dang it."

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

'Time out!'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'Why didn't you lot go before you got in?'

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

Prehistoric Graffito

"Sorry about declaring, Syd, but I needed to pee."

"Ghah, I forgot to add the cold water."

Towels: His and Hers (when he dies)