Bathroom Design Enthusiasts Gifts

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

WC problem.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Junior's Towel

Knight using the men's bathroom.

Kid's at Bath Time.

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Which one of these things is the soap?

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

Men/Women/Santa.

A man has wind turbines in his bath

'Those combination sink/urinals are great.'

Guest Beers/Guest Urinal

A man realises he is out of toilet paper.

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

Tub-Lifts That The Veteran's Administration Rejected.

STILL LIVES - Toilet Paper: 'I'm absolutely fed-up with being ripped-off all the time!'

Bathroom privacy options: A guide.

'Wording the purpose of the secondary offering may prove a little tricky, since you blew the IPO money decorating a restroom.'

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'