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"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

WC problem.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Junior's Towel

Knight using the men's bathroom.

Kid's at Bath Time.

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Which one of these things is the soap?

A man has wind turbines in his bath

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

Men/Women/Santa.

Tub-Lifts That The Veteran's Administration Rejected.

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

A man realises he is out of toilet paper.

Guest Beers/Guest Urinal

'Those combination sink/urinals are great.'

'Wording the purpose of the secondary offering may prove a little tricky, since you blew the IPO money decorating a restroom.'

Bathroom privacy options: A guide.

STILL LIVES - Toilet Paper: 'I'm absolutely fed-up with being ripped-off all the time!'

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

Bubble & Squeak.