Bathroom Designers Gifts

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'The old one fell apart.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Junior's Towel

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

Knight using the men's bathroom.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Kid's at Bath Time.

Paper Bath Towels.

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

Blake's Sealant.

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."

A man has wind turbines in his bath

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

Tub-Lifts That The Veteran's Administration Rejected.

Bathroom privacy options: A guide.

STILL LIVES - Toilet Paper: 'I'm absolutely fed-up with being ripped-off all the time!'

A man realises he is out of toilet paper.

'Wording the purpose of the secondary offering may prove a little tricky, since you blew the IPO money decorating a restroom.'

Guest Beers/Guest Urinal