Bathroom Designers Pillows

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'The old one fell apart.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Kid's at Bath Time.

Knight using the men's bathroom.

Junior's Towel

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

Paper Bath Towels.

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

Blake's Sealant.

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

A man has wind turbines in his bath

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."

Extremes meet - A very tall guest is shown to a short bed.

STILL LIVES - Toilet Paper: 'I'm absolutely fed-up with being ripped-off all the time!'

Tub-Lifts That The Veteran's Administration Rejected.

Bathroom privacy options: A guide.

'Wording the purpose of the secondary offering may prove a little tricky, since you blew the IPO money decorating a restroom.'

A man realises he is out of toilet paper.

Guest Beers/Guest Urinal