Bathroom Showroom Professionals Pillows

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'The old one fell apart.'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Knight using the men's bathroom.

Kid's at Bath Time.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Paper Bath Towels.

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

Other men just sing in the bath

F&E Shower and Tub Installers. You made a mistake installing my tub! What's your policy? We regrout the error.

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

Blake's Sealant.

A man has wind turbines in his bath

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

Woman sees towels with 'Mine' on all of them

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'