Restroom Designer Pillows

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"This stool shall pass."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

WC problem.

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

Mega Corp. Last Rest Stop for 37 Doors.

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

Rep-Tiles.

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

F&E Shower and Tub Installers. You made a mistake installing my tub! What's your policy? We regrout the error.

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

Blake's Sealant.

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."

A man has wind turbines in his bath

New Power Shower.

'Those combination sink/urinals are great.'