Restroom Enthusiast Pillows

Hell's Restrooms.

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Wash your hands

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

A day in the life of a dish sink

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

'Have you washed your hands?'