Toilet Enthusiast Pillows

THE FART HEARD ROUND THE WORLD

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Crisis'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

New York Scatological Society

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

WC problem.

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

Toilet humour

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Frog Flycatcher.