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THE FART HEARD ROUND THE WORLD

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Lavatory Waterfall

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

New York Scatological Society

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

WC problem.

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

Toilet humour

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"So tell me about your last poop."