Toilet Trouble Enthusiast T-Shirts

'You can deny it till you're blue in the face butyou're definitely incontinent!'

"I think the flush is broken."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Crisis'

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

New York Scatological Society

Toilet humour

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

WC problem.

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

Mummy Toilet Roll.

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"So tell me about your last poop."

Frog Flycatcher.

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."